“Celebrate John Frum Day this Febuary 15 in true blue cargo cult style by washing from head to toe in Tyler Sr.’s signature formula, dressing up like a Marine, and parading around your front yard with a bamboo rifle. Coconut milk, lemongrass, cardamom, and the savory ginger lime fragrance from the island of Tanna in the Vanuatuan Islands will make you feel like the old man himself. And as long as you bring Chabo Coca Cola, cigarettes and chocolate, she won’t throw you in the volcano.” -Chabo